— Augusten Burroughs (via fabulousbitch69)
when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

(via triteleia)
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
(Source: adamusprime, via ladyofrage)

(Source: systematicpassion, via lunaforelsket)